Beer

[Mike L.]

Man/Woman Beer Conversation.

Lady: Do you drik?
Man:Yes.
Lady:How much a day?
Man: Three six packs.
Lady: How much per six pack?
Man: 10.00.
Lay: How long have you been drinking?
Man: 15 years
Lady: So one 6 pack costs 10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at 900.00. In a year it would be 10,800.00 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at 162,000.00 correct?
Man: Correct.
Lady: Do you know if you hadn't drank, that money could have been put in a step up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years,you could have bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you drink?
Lady: No
Man: So where's your F--king Ferrari?

 

[DMAXWENDELL]

Lmfao

 

[whitetrash21]

:rofl:

 

[Matt Hatfield]

priceless! bahaha

 

[Sledheadxp800r]

$10 a 6 pack

 

[Sledhead]

$10 a 6 pack

Must be a Canadian joke

:rofl: Good one Mike, just not sure if my accountant would find it as funny as me.

 

[emiller3]

:rofl:

 

[workin' diesel]

$10 a 6 pack

Thats what I was thinking!

 

[paint94979]

$10 a 6 pack

For good beer you cab easily pay $10 a 6 pack... "Beer" like Coors light can be had for less

 

[skintback]

Thats a good one :roflmao:

 

[Mike L.]

It's only a joke guys.

 

[jmaz268]

It's only a joke guys.

Beer is serious business Mike ....its no joking matter

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[Mike L.]

You're all a bunch of alchoholics. :rofl:

 

[bigjohn]

:roflmao:

 

[dmaxnoob]

:trueconfirmed:

 

[jmaz268]

You're all a bunch of alchoholics. :rofl:

Name calling isnt very nice either lol:spit:

 

[battlegraduate09]

While this post was a joke, and funny. Ill share a real conversation i heard at a Kroger one day. A man was sitting down smoking, maybe a little over 60 years old. These two ladies walked by and stopped and said "smoking is bad for you, if you want to live longer you should quit"

The man nodded and said "both my aunt and sister smoked for over 40 years"

One lady replied "Oh my, are they still alive?"

the man calmly said "No, but they minded their own fkin business."

 

[Whitetail Addict]

Mike and Battlegraduate, those are both funny stories.

For good beer you cab easily pay $10 a 6 pack... "Beer" like Coors light can be had for less

You're exactly right Nick. I pay $37/case of Shiner, and specialty and micro-brews are more.

 

[blk smoke lb7]

:thumb::rofl: