WTF you need a laxative? Is that why you drink Schlitz:rofl: When I was 4-15 years old I use to drink warm schlitz on the tractor with my grandfather and can't stand it now.
Budlight Lime latly :barf:
Cold Schlitz is good, usually drink it while grilling, 3-4 times a week, when I'm relaxing playing on the computer or watching tv, I like Sam Adams Lite or Winter Brew, or a handful of other darker beers, but always from a frosted mug.
Other grilling beers: Miller Lite, Coors Regular, Bud Lite, and Coors Lite, in this order.