Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

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LBZ DMAX

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Here is a little test that will help you decide.

Scenario: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Glock cal. 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?




Democrat's Answer -----

Well, that's not enough information...........


Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think? What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1 ?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing!

I need to discuss with some friends over a latte and try to come to a consensus.

Republican's Answer ------

BANG!

Redneck's Answer ------

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click....

(sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"

Son: "You got him, Pop! Can I shoot the next one?"

Wife: "You are NOT taking that to the taxidermist!"


:D:D:D
 
Turbo Buick 6

Turbo Buick 6

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I guess I'm a redneck, or amybe just a sick bastard since I would prob shoot once and then finish him off with his knife :rofl:
 
MAXLLY

MAXLLY

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Turbo Buick 6 said:
I guess I'm a redneck, or amybe just a sick bastard since I would prob shoot once and then finish him off with his knife :rofl:
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Totally agreed, not sure the bastard is worth all the bullets. Slow him down so he can't run away anymore with one bullet.

Then stab him with his own knife. Label me a sick bastard as well.
 
MaxFarmer

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Scenario: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife......Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! ---He would never get to the: and charges at you.
 
Bolyard

Bolyard

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Well Im a Demacrat, would never be carring a Glock (itd be my XD 45 or Sig) and Id put two in his chest and one the his head without a second thought (why because thats the way I was taught by our goverment)
 
SmokeShow

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MaxFarmer said:
Scenario: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife......Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! ---He would never get to the: and charges at you.
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That's the best response of the thread IMO. I like it. :rofl:
 
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