American Eats Most Weiners!

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McRat said:
I can't believe it's listed under "sports" and covered by ESPN.
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It's an expression of physical and mental strength just like any other sport. It requires practice, training, and fortitude.

Why can't you believe this is a legitimate sport, and shown on a respected sports news channel?
 
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dmaxlover said:
It's an expression of physical and mental strength just like any other sport. It requires practice, training, and fortitude.

Why can't you believe this is a legitimate sport, and shown on a respected sports news channel?
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When a porn-queen downs 68 weiners, they don't cover it.:D

He consumed about 20,000 calories, then puked it up. It is every bit as much of a sport as competitive farting, or who can make the biggest log. "Largest Booger! Today at 3, only on ESPN!"

Everyone is an athlete when you include bodily functions ...
 
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dmaxlover said:
It's an expression of physical and mental strength just like any other sport. It requires practice, training, and fortitude.

Why can't you believe this is a legitimate sport, and shown on a respected sports news channel?
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Why stop at hot dog eating competition as a true sport? After the winner is chosen they can go straight to the toilet and start a new contest. I'm sure the ESPN camera men would be there. The points could be tallied from both competitions and we could have an all around champion, or in and out champion.:rolleyes:
 
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To clarify:

If you play basketball with your friends on the weekend, you probably ain't as good as the NBA players are. Or even close. But you are still playing a sport.

If you visit your friend's house, and eat 10 hotdogs, you aren't being a sport, you're being an ahole.

Sure, it's interesting that someone ate 7 lbs of nitrate-laced lips and snouts, but I'm not sure that will make the Olympics anytime soon.
 
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LOL!!!!:rofl::rofl:

"competitve farting" " biggest Log" :rofl::rofl:

Defitley not a sport, but a testiment to how much of a hog someone is, but funny none the less.:D
 
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Big Block 88 said:
I'll take anyone of you on in a Farting contest. What are we playin for? How long are the quarters, can we take timeouts to clean up if need be?
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Mike L. said:
Wisconsin Olympics. :spit: Bet they have a Hershey squirt catagory too.
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Mike L. said:
Why stop at hot dog eating competition as a true sport? After the winner is chosen they can go straight to the toilet and start a new contest. I'm sure the ESPN camera men would be there. The points could be tallied from both competitions and we could have an all around champion, or in and out champion.:rolleyes:
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This threads sure taking a turn for the shitter :rofl:
 
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dmaxlover said:
You looking for tickets Mike?? I can hook you up.
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No thank you.:eek: I do wonder how the judges measure in winter time; you know in case there wasn't time to get the winter coveralls off. :laugh:

Next you'll be calling sled puller athaletes.
 
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dmaxlover said:
I don't know.... As ridiculous as is sounds about a competitive eater being considered an athlete, the definition of athlete sure fits.

http://dictionary.reference.com/dic?q=athlete&search=search
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I don't buy it.

Agility - no
Stamina - no
Strength - no

Maybe strength in the stomach lining? Exercising the stomach?

Well I guess I could exercise my prostate and be an athelete in reproduction :happy2:

A reproduction athlete??? I like the sound of it.:angel:
 
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