1977- Long Hair. 2010- Longing for hair
1977: Keg. 2010: E.K.G.
1977: Acid Rock2010: Acid Reflux
1977:Trying to look like Marlin Brando or Liz Taylor2010: Trying not to look like Marlin Brando or Liz Taylor
1977: Seeds & Stems2010: Roughage
1977: Going to a new hip joint2010: Getting a new hip joint
1977:Rolling Stones2010: Kidney Stones
1977: Screw the system. 2010: Upgrade the system.
1977arents begging you to get a hair cut. 2010: Kids begging to get thier head shaved.
1977: Passing the Drivers test2010: Passing the Vision Test
1977: Whatever2010: Depends
Now, If that doesn't make you feel old, The people starting a university this year were born in 1992
They're too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up
Thier lifetime has always included aids.
Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.
The CD was introduced 3yrs before they were born.They have always had an answering machine.
They have always had cable
They could not fathom not having a remote control.Popcorn has always been cooked in a microwave
Never took a swim and thought about "Jaws"
They cant imagine what hard contact lenses are.
They dont know who Mork is, or where he's from.
They dont care who shot J.R., or even know who he is.
and they dont have a clue on how to use a type writer
Have a nice day young fella!