1. Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
2. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.
3. I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.
4. When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away.
5. A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him 'Why do you carry a 45?' The Ranger responded, 'Because they don't make a 46.'
6. The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm. 'Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?' 'No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I'd have brought my rifle or shotgun.'
7. Beware the man who only has one gun. HE PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE IT!
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I was asked by a lady visiting if I had a gun in the house.
I told her I did.
She said 'Well I certainly hope it isn't loaded!'
I responded’ of course it is loaded, it's useless without bullets!'
Then she asked, 'Are you that afraid of someone evil coming into your house?'
I replied'...not at all. I 'm not afraid of the house catching fire either, but I have fire extinguishers around, and they're all loaded too.'
Clearly, having a gun in the house that isn't loaded is like having a car in the garage without gas in the tank.
2. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.
3. I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.
4. When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away.
5. A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him 'Why do you carry a 45?' The Ranger responded, 'Because they don't make a 46.'
6. The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm. 'Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?' 'No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I'd have brought my rifle or shotgun.'
7. Beware the man who only has one gun. HE PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE IT!
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I was asked by a lady visiting if I had a gun in the house.
I told her I did.
She said 'Well I certainly hope it isn't loaded!'
I responded’ of course it is loaded, it's useless without bullets!'
Then she asked, 'Are you that afraid of someone evil coming into your house?'
I replied'...not at all. I 'm not afraid of the house catching fire either, but I have fire extinguishers around, and they're all loaded too.'
Clearly, having a gun in the house that isn't loaded is like having a car in the garage without gas in the tank.
