Why is it everytime I see a Smartcar I...

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lotsofmiles

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want to run it off the road?

If I see one coming at me from the opposite direction I want to play chicken with it.

If I pass one going the same direction I want to bump it off the road.

I dont want to hurt anyone, just get this crazy urge to bump them off the road and watch them roll a few times.


Maybe I should get back into therapy...
 
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I should have gotten a picture of the last smart car I saw, full rolling billboard for an electrical contractor. I would no more hire a contractor that drove a Smart Car, than I would a pool guy who drove a Lexus...
 
dbtravis

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lotsofmiles

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:rofl:

I was showing my wife this thread, then she said "but I want a smart car"


























































Then we both busted up laughing:rofl::rofl::rofl:
 
TIM Z

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ME TOO!!!

I hate these fuggin Smart Cars, Gay Prius' , Neons, KIA's , Hyundays,


F -- all these small Pieces of S*IT .

The only good thing about a Small car is you dont have to buy a Coffin after your killed.
 
SmokeShow

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I'd drive one if a fat guy in a little car wasn't soooo funny looking. :D Seriously, I kinda dig 'em. They don't get good enough fuel mileage for me though... VW Jetta TDI does better mpg, more room and could run circles around a Smart Car.


C-ya
 
bullfrogjohnson

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02bigstrokins uncle has two of them and tried to to take him for a ride in the convertable one and josh told him to leave the top on because he didnt want to be seen in it.

I just want to see if one will fit in my bed:D
 
GCncsuHD

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1lowdiesel said:
because trying to save the environment is a smart decision...:screwy:
Click to expand...

Actually...not really, The US rejected the diesel version that gets close to 70mpg for the crappier gas version that is rated 36mpg by the EPA, not much better than a Civic. And they are actually fairly safe, that weird shell is actually designed like an egg, and it does a great job of protecting occupants for its size, although I wouldn't want to meet my truck while driving one, and wouldn't ever really want to drive an overgrown slow go-cart anyway, although the Smartuki would be fun... (Busa motor in a Smart car)

Now this would be more like it...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hzzICONULs&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zr5PDfSAeN0&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiYqIC5x5NA&feature=related

Suzuki Carry, little 3cyl 660 CC gas engine, 5speed. My roomate has one for farm use, but they drive everywhere in it with a slow moving vehicle tag, (some states you can register them, NC you cannot...) Fun little thing, and still gets around 35 mpg for their uses.
 
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Look! Smartcars only have 3 lug nuts per wheel.....:rofl: Its missing 2 nuts, like any guy ive seen driving one:D:rofl: Like two people ridin in a pack of gum!

It needs a big wind-up key sticking out the back:rofl:

Look for a smartcar turbo from a diesel one, its so small the manifold is cast to the turbo and its tiny, I think a Quarter's size out millimeter's the compressor!
 
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