Two guys were sitting in a small boat fishing. One asks the other for a light and the other hands him a HUGE lighter. The fisherman laughs and asks him what the hell he's doing with a lighter that big. The other fisherman tells him the genie in the whiskey bottle in the back of the boat got it for him. "pop that cork out and give it a try if you don't believe me" he says. The other fisherman opens the bottle and poof, out popped a genie. He told the genie "I want a million bucks" and instantly a million ducks appeared. The fisherman confused, said to the other " but I asked for a million bucks" in which he replied " Do you think I asked for a 12" Bic'????????