WHEN TO START CUSSING:
A 6 yr old & a 4 yr old are upstairs in their bedroom. The 6yr old says, "I think its about time we started cussing." The 4yr old nods his head in approval.
The 6yr old says, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell & you say something with ass." The 4yr old agrees with enthusiasm.
Mom walks into the kitchen & asks the 6 yr old what he wants for breakfast and he says, "Aw hell Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."
WHACK! He flies out of his chair across the kitchen floor. He gets up and runs upstairs crying with his mother slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room & shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"
She goes back downstairs & asks the 4 yr old with a stern voice, "What do you want for breakfast young man?"
He says, "I don't know but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!"
A 6 yr old & a 4 yr old are upstairs in their bedroom. The 6yr old says, "I think its about time we started cussing." The 4yr old nods his head in approval.
The 6yr old says, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell & you say something with ass." The 4yr old agrees with enthusiasm.
Mom walks into the kitchen & asks the 6 yr old what he wants for breakfast and he says, "Aw hell Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."
WHACK! He flies out of his chair across the kitchen floor. He gets up and runs upstairs crying with his mother slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room & shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"
She goes back downstairs & asks the 4 yr old with a stern voice, "What do you want for breakfast young man?"
He says, "I don't know but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!"
