a lady notices that her dog is having trouble hearing and takes him to the vet. the vet cleans the dogs ears out and the animals hearing returns to normal. the vet tells the lady that the dogs ears were full of hair and suggests to the woman that she pick up some Nair at the drugstore and use it every month. the lady goes to the drugstore, finds the Nair, heads to the counter and the druggist tells her that if she was going to use it on her armpits, that she should'nt use deodorant for a day or two. the woman tells him that she won't be using it on her armpits. the druggist then said that if she planned on using it on her legs, that she should wait for three days before putting it on after the last time she shaves. the lady, a bit upset said that she was'nt going to use it on her legs, and that if he just had to know, that she was going to use it on her schnauzer. the druggist then said if that's the case, then don't ride your bicycle for a week.
