> > Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his
> > sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.
> >
> >
> > He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said,
> >
> > 'You died in your sleep, Ralph...'
> > Ralph was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be!
> > I've got too much to live for. Send me back!'
> >
> > St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only
> > one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.'
> > Ralph was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a
> > farm near his home.. The next thing he knew, he was covered with
> > feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground.
> > A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen,
> > huh? How's your first day here?'
> >
> > 'Not bad,' replied Ralph the hen, 'but I have
> > this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!'
> >
> > 'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster.
> >
> > 'Don 't tell me you've never laid an egg before? '
> >
> > 'Never,' said Ralph.
> >
> > 'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the
> > rooster. 'It's no big deal.'
> >
> > Ralph did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out
> > popped an egg!
> >
> > Ralph was overcome with emotion as he experienced
> > motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming.
> >
> > As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on
> > the back of his head, and heard his wife yell.....
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > 'Ralph! Wake up. You shit the bed!'
> > sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.
> >
> >
> > He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said,
> >
> > 'You died in your sleep, Ralph...'
> > Ralph was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be!
> > I've got too much to live for. Send me back!'
> >
> > St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only
> > one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.'
> > Ralph was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a
> > farm near his home.. The next thing he knew, he was covered with
> > feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground.
> > A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen,
> > huh? How's your first day here?'
> >
> > 'Not bad,' replied Ralph the hen, 'but I have
> > this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!'
> >
> > 'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster.
> >
> > 'Don 't tell me you've never laid an egg before? '
> >
> > 'Never,' said Ralph.
> >
> > 'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the
> > rooster. 'It's no big deal.'
> >
> > Ralph did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out
> > popped an egg!
> >
> > Ralph was overcome with emotion as he experienced
> > motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming.
> >
> > As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on
> > the back of his head, and heard his wife yell.....
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > 'Ralph! Wake up. You shit the bed!'
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