Vol Humor
A lady in Knoxville calls 911. Hysterically, she says, 'Someone's
just broken into my house, and I think he's going to rob me!' The
police officer says, 'Ma'am, we're really busy at the moment. Just
get the guy's jersey number and we'll get back to you.'
Q: What is Lane Kiffin's biggest concern
A: Does the NCAA count bail money as a recruiting violation?
Q: What do you call a drug ring in Knoxville?
A: A huddle
Q: Four Tennessee players are in a car, who's driving?
A: The police
Q: Why can't most of the UT players get into a huddle on the field?
A: It is a parole violation to associate with known felons.
The University of Tennessee team has adopted a new Honor System:
'Yes, your Honor; No, your Honor'.
The Volunteers are hoping for an undefeated season next year....
12 Arrests, 0 convictions.
Q: How did the Volunteers spend the first week of Spring practice?
A: Studying their Miranda rights.
A lady in Knoxville calls 911. Hysterically, she says, 'Someone's
just broken into my house, and I think he's going to rob me!' The
police officer says, 'Ma'am, we're really busy at the moment. Just
get the guy's jersey number and we'll get back to you.'
Q: What is Lane Kiffin's biggest concern
A: Does the NCAA count bail money as a recruiting violation?
Q: What do you call a drug ring in Knoxville?
A: A huddle
Q: Four Tennessee players are in a car, who's driving?
A: The police
Q: Why can't most of the UT players get into a huddle on the field?
A: It is a parole violation to associate with known felons.
The University of Tennessee team has adopted a new Honor System:
'Yes, your Honor; No, your Honor'.
The Volunteers are hoping for an undefeated season next year....
12 Arrests, 0 convictions.
Q: How did the Volunteers spend the first week of Spring practice?
A: Studying their Miranda rights.
