> two old men decide they are close to
> their last days and decide to have a last
> night on the town. After a few drinks,
> they end up at the local brothel.
>
>
> the madam takes one look at the two old
> geezers and whispers to her manager, 'go
> up to the first two bedrooms and put an
> inflated doll in each bed. These two are
> so old and drunk, i'm not wasting two of
> my girls on them. They won't know the
> difference.'
>
> the manager does as he is told and the two
> old men go upstairs and take care of their
> business.
>
> as they are walking home the first man says,
> you know, i think my girl was dead!'
>
> 'dead?' says his friend, 'why do you say
> that?'
>
> 'well, she never moved or made a sound all
> the time i was loving her.'
>
> his friend says, ' could be worse i think mine
> was a witch.'
>
> 'a witch ??. . Why the hell would you say
> that?'
>
> 'well, i was making love to her, kissing her
> on the neck, and i gave her a little bite, then
> she farted and flew out the window... Took
> my teeth with her!'
> their last days and decide to have a last
> night on the town. After a few drinks,
> they end up at the local brothel.
>
>
> the madam takes one look at the two old
> geezers and whispers to her manager, 'go
> up to the first two bedrooms and put an
> inflated doll in each bed. These two are
> so old and drunk, i'm not wasting two of
> my girls on them. They won't know the
> difference.'
>
> the manager does as he is told and the two
> old men go upstairs and take care of their
> business.
>
> as they are walking home the first man says,
> you know, i think my girl was dead!'
>
> 'dead?' says his friend, 'why do you say
> that?'
>
> 'well, she never moved or made a sound all
> the time i was loving her.'
>
> his friend says, ' could be worse i think mine
> was a witch.'
>
> 'a witch ??. . Why the hell would you say
> that?'
>
> 'well, i was making love to her, kissing her
> on the neck, and i gave her a little bite, then
> she farted and flew out the window... Took
> my teeth with her!'
