> A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this
> HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy
> staring at him, looks down, and says:
> '7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner
> Brown.'
>
> The white man faints and falls to the floor.
> The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says:
> 'What's wrong with you?'
>
> In a weak voice the little guy says,
> 'What EXACTLY did you say to me?'
>
> The big dude says:
> 'I saw your look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the
> questions everyone always asks. I'm 7 feet tall. I weigh 350 pounds. I have
> a 20 inch private, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner
> Brown.'
>
> The small guy says:
> 'Turner Brown. Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, 'Turn around.'
> HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy
> staring at him, looks down, and says:
> '7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner
> Brown.'
>
> The white man faints and falls to the floor.
> The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says:
> 'What's wrong with you?'
>
> In a weak voice the little guy says,
> 'What EXACTLY did you say to me?'
>
> The big dude says:
> 'I saw your look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the
> questions everyone always asks. I'm 7 feet tall. I weigh 350 pounds. I have
> a 20 inch private, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner
> Brown.'
>
> The small guy says:
> 'Turner Brown. Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, 'Turn around.'
:rofl: