Top 10 reasons why racing is better than sex...
10. It is socially acceptable to race while others watch.
9. Bigger cars don't always get all the attention.
8. You can use your rubber more than once.
7. You don't have to sit through dinner and a show before you race.
6. Your race car won't leave you if you drive another car.
5. You can drive hard right from the start.
4. You and your car always finish at the same time.
3. You always know where to put your hands.
2. You can keep more than one race car.
1. The crowd cheers when you finish first.
10. It is socially acceptable to race while others watch.
9. Bigger cars don't always get all the attention.
8. You can use your rubber more than once.
7. You don't have to sit through dinner and a show before you race.
6. Your race car won't leave you if you drive another car.
5. You can drive hard right from the start.
4. You and your car always finish at the same time.
3. You always know where to put your hands.
2. You can keep more than one race car.
1. The crowd cheers when you finish first.
