The Test

messejme

messejme

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A Michigan State trooper pulled a car over on US 23 about 2 miles north of the Michigan/Indiana State line. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to Ft. Wayne , IN to do a show at the Shrine Circus. He didn't want to be late.

The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said if the driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a ticket. He told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't have anything to juggle. The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler said he could, so the trooper got 5 flares, lit them and handed them to him.

While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the patrol car. A drunken good old boy from Michigan got out, watched the performance, then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in. The trooper observed him and went over to the patrol car, opened the door asking the drunk what he thought he was doing.

The drunk replied, 'You might as well take my ass to jail, cause there ain't no way I can pass that test.'
 
whitetrash21

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I dont need any lectures about drinking and driving, I know what it can mean. HOWEVER, some time ago :D, when I was young and stupider, I actually managed to convince a police officer who had stopped me for speeding that the open bottle of heinikin sitting in my cup holder was actually in there as an odorizer, air freshener if you will. I spewed the longest line of bullshit about me liking the smell of beer and having it in there was almost as good as drinking it. :rofl:

I dont know if he was feeling particularly generous that night or actually bought into my BS (Im inclined to believe the former), but he let me go with some friendly advice about open alc beverages in the vehicle. Thank god I wasn't smashed when he got me or it would not have been so believable. Closest Ive been to a DUI and closest I ever want to be.:eek:
 
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Big Block 88

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whitetrash21 said:
I dont need any lectures about drinking and driving, I know what it can mean. HOWEVER, some time ago :D, when I was young and stupider, I actually managed to convince a police officer who had stopped me for speeding that the open bottle of heinikin sitting in my cup holder was actually in there as an odorizer, air freshener if you will. I spewed the longest line of bullshit about me liking the smell of beer and having it in there was almost as good as drinking it. :rofl:

I dont know if he was feeling particularly generous that night or actually bought into my BS (Im inclined to believe the former), but he let me go with some friendly advice about open alc beverages in the vehicle. Thank god I wasn't smashed when he got me or it would not have been so believable. Closest Ive been to a DUI and closest I ever want to be.:eek:
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Very smooth. I have been pulled over a 1/4 mile from my house when I was in high school, after driveing 30 miles of back roads from a party, had a cool cop I told him he could drive my truck to the house and I would just ride along. He is now a drinkin buddy. WEIRD:eek:
 
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