> No Sex since 1957
>
> >> > A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event
> >> hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of
> >> extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom
> >> approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
> >> >
> >> > "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man.
> >> > Is something bothering you?"
> >> >
> >> > "Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."
> >> >
> >> > The young lady looked at his awards and decorations on his uniform
> >> and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."
> >> >
> >> > "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action. Korea, Vietnam and Iraq"
> >> >
> >> > The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said,
> >> "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."
> >> >
> >> > The Sergeant Major just continued to stare at her in his serious
>manner.
> >> >
> >> > Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this
> >> the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"
> >> >
> >> > "1957, ma'am."
> >> >
> >> > "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking
> >> everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1957!" She smiled,
> >> winked, and took his hand and led him to a private room where
> >> > she proceeded to "relax" him several times.... in several
> >> > different positions.
> >> >
> >> > Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest
> >> > and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1957!"
> >> >
> >> > The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his
> >> > matter-of-fact deadpan voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now."
>
> >> > A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event
> >> hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of
> >> extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom
> >> approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
> >> >
> >> > "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man.
> >> > Is something bothering you?"
> >> >
> >> > "Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."
> >> >
> >> > The young lady looked at his awards and decorations on his uniform
> >> and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."
> >> >
> >> > "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action. Korea, Vietnam and Iraq"
> >> >
> >> > The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said,
> >> "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."
> >> >
> >> > The Sergeant Major just continued to stare at her in his serious
>manner.
> >> >
> >> > Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this
> >> the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"
> >> >
> >> > "1957, ma'am."
> >> >
> >> > "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking
> >> everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1957!" She smiled,
> >> winked, and took his hand and led him to a private room where
> >> > she proceeded to "relax" him several times.... in several
> >> > different positions.
> >> >
> >> > Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest
> >> > and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1957!"
> >> >
> >> > The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his
> >> > matter-of-fact deadpan voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now."
