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> The Gynecologist who Became a Mechanic
>
> A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO
> Paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where
> Skillful hands would be beneficial; He decided to become a mechanic.
>
> He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening
> classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time
> of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully
> for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill.
>
> When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had
> obtained a score of 150%.
>
> Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, "I don't want to
> appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if
> there is an error in the grade." After all, one cannot get 150%
> score.
>
> "The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart
> perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine
> back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark."
>
> After a pause, the instructor added, "And, I gave you an extra 50%
> because you did it all through the muffler, which I've never seen
> done in my entire career."
>
> The Gynecologist who Became a Mechanic
>
> A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO
> Paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where
> Skillful hands would be beneficial; He decided to become a mechanic.
>
> He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening
> classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time
> of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully
> for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill.
>
> When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had
> obtained a score of 150%.
>
> Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, "I don't want to
> appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if
> there is an error in the grade." After all, one cannot get 150%
> score.
>
> "The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart
> perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine
> back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark."
>
> After a pause, the instructor added, "And, I gave you an extra 50%
> because you did it all through the muffler, which I've never seen
> done in my entire career."