One day a man was driving slowly down the road and noticed that there was a chicken running next to his car. He looked and saw that he was doing 30 mph. He sped up to 45 and so did the chicken. Confused he checked out the chicken again and realized that it had three legs. He decided to see how fast that thing could go so he sped up to 60. Not only did the chicken keep up but it then passed him and ran over the top of the hill. The man was so flabbergasted that he pulled over and sat in disbelief. After a few minutes a farmer pulled up behind him and asked if the guy was OK.
“I’m fine.” The man replied. “I just saw the strangest thing. A chicken just passed me while I was doing 60.”
“Did it happen to have three legs?” Questioned the farmer.
“Yeah. How did you know?”
“I raise them.” Said the farmer.
“Why would you raise a three legged chicken?”
“Well, think about it. What is the best part of a chicken? The drumstick. If I breed three legged chickens you get an extra one for every bird.”
The man thought about it for a minute. “That’s a great idea. So, how do they taste?”
“Don’t know.” Replied the farmer. “Never been able to catch one.”
“I’m fine.” The man replied. “I just saw the strangest thing. A chicken just passed me while I was doing 60.”
“Did it happen to have three legs?” Questioned the farmer.
“Yeah. How did you know?”
“I raise them.” Said the farmer.
“Why would you raise a three legged chicken?”
“Well, think about it. What is the best part of a chicken? The drumstick. If I breed three legged chickens you get an extra one for every bird.”
The man thought about it for a minute. “That’s a great idea. So, how do they taste?”
“Don’t know.” Replied the farmer. “Never been able to catch one.”