Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best
> >>patients to operate on.
> >>
> >>The first surgeon, from New York, says, 'I like to see accountants on
> >>my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is
> >>numbered.'
> >>
> >>The second, from Chicago , responds, 'Yeah, but you should try
> >>electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'
> >>
> >>The third surgeon, from Houston , says, 'No, I really think librarians
> >>are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order'.
> >>
> >>The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like
> >>construction workers.. Those guys always understand when you have a
> >>few parts left over.'
> >>
> >>But the fifth surgeon, from Washington, DC shut them all up when he
> >>observed: 'You're all wrong.
> >
> > Politicians are the easiest to operate
> >>on.
> >
> > There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and
> >>the head and the butt are interchangeable.
> >>patients to operate on.
> >>
> >>The first surgeon, from New York, says, 'I like to see accountants on
> >>my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is
> >>numbered.'
> >>
> >>The second, from Chicago , responds, 'Yeah, but you should try
> >>electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'
> >>
> >>The third surgeon, from Houston , says, 'No, I really think librarians
> >>are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order'.
> >>
> >>The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like
> >>construction workers.. Those guys always understand when you have a
> >>few parts left over.'
> >>
> >>But the fifth surgeon, from Washington, DC shut them all up when he
> >>observed: 'You're all wrong.
> >
> > Politicians are the easiest to operate
> >>on.
> >
> > There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and
> >>the head and the butt are interchangeable.
