An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas . Bert always
wanted a
pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought
them and wore
them home..
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife,
"Notice
anything different about me?"
Margaret looked him over. "Nope."
Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked
back into
the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.
Again, he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice
anything different
NOW?"
Margaret looked up and exclaimed, "Bert, what's different? It's
hanging down
today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down
again tomorrow!"
Furious,
Bert yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?"
"Nope", she replied.
"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!"
Without changing her expression, Margaret replied, "Shoulda bought a
hat, Bert."
wanted a
pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought
them and wore
them home..
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife,
"Notice
anything different about me?"
Margaret looked him over. "Nope."
Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked
back into
the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.
Again, he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice
anything different
NOW?"
Margaret looked up and exclaimed, "Bert, what's different? It's
hanging down
today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down
again tomorrow!"
Furious,
Bert yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?"
"Nope", she replied.
"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!"
Without changing her expression, Margaret replied, "Shoulda bought a
hat, Bert."
