So it's Friday night and superman decides he wants to go out on the town. First he calls spiderman. Spidey says he can't cause he's on duty tonight and he has to stay sharp. So he calls batman. Batman says he can't cause hes working on the bat mobile. So superman decides he's just gonna fly around for a bit and hit a couple bars and see what he can get into.
So he takes off and thinks "hey, I'll fly by wonder womans place and see what she's up to".
Wonder woman lives in a high rise penthouse in NYC. So superman flys over and uses his laser vision to see what wonder woman is up to. He sees her out on her balcony NAKED and wriggling around in her lawn chair having a good old time.
So superman thinks "HA, I'll circle around, fly down, use my sonic speed powers, have my way with her and fly off before she even knows what happened."
So he circles around, whips down, does here at the speed of light and whoooosh.. off he goes.
Now wonder woman stops... looks around and says "what the hell was that?"
Then the invisible man says "I don't know but MY A-HOLE HURTS!!!!!!"
So he takes off and thinks "hey, I'll fly by wonder womans place and see what she's up to".
Wonder woman lives in a high rise penthouse in NYC. So superman flys over and uses his laser vision to see what wonder woman is up to. He sees her out on her balcony NAKED and wriggling around in her lawn chair having a good old time.
So superman thinks "HA, I'll circle around, fly down, use my sonic speed powers, have my way with her and fly off before she even knows what happened."
So he circles around, whips down, does here at the speed of light and whoooosh.. off he goes.
Now wonder woman stops... looks around and says "what the hell was that?"
Then the invisible man says "I don't know but MY A-HOLE HURTS!!!!!!"
