A lady went in to pick up several items at a discount store, when she finally got to the check out clerk, she learned that one of her items had no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the clerk got on the intercom and boomed out for all the store to hear,
"PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN, TAMPAX, SUPER SIZE."
That was bad enough, but somebody at the back of the store apparently misunderstood the word Tampax for thumb tacks. Then in a businesslike tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom.
"DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?"
"PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN, TAMPAX, SUPER SIZE."
That was bad enough, but somebody at the back of the store apparently misunderstood the word Tampax for thumb tacks. Then in a businesslike tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom.
"DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?"
