Slap Your Co-Worker Day is coming October 23rd!

[Noreaster]

October 23rd is the official Slap Your Irritating Co- workers Holiday: Do you have a co- worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't care about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty; you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! Here are the rules you must follow:

* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.
* If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE!

Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping on October 23rd..... and have a great slapping day!

 

[TheBac]

Dang...there are a bunch of people at work that could use a good slap upside the head.
But then the unemployment line also doesnt look very appealing to me...:rofl:

 

[mytmousemalibu]

:rofl:

Question: How about a good slap? As in a friendly slap on the @ss Our new receptionist at work is a CUTIE! :leghump: :rofl:

Between her and coworkers, my hand would be numb! Only joking of course:thumb: I do catch her lookin at me plenty though....:drool:

 

[DmaxHawk]

:rofl:

Question: How about a good slap? As in a friendly slap on the @ss Our new receptionist at work is a CUTIE! :leghump: :rofl:

Between her and coworkers, my hand would be numb! Only joking of course:thumb: I do catch her lookin at me plenty though....:drool:

Hit it up son!

 

[mytmousemalibu]

Hit it up son!

:devil::rofl:

I think i'll play my cards and see if theres a shot at her. Least ill know then, and lord knows i dont get anything done while shes there:spit: She is gifted with the kind of pretty eyes that hypnotize you, and that really screws up your work day!

I got another Q: How about we add customers to the slap list! They take the cake! We had a dealer drop a car off, one of the other techs saw a Wendys bag in the car he brought. He brings another car to drop off and take the 1st one. So he just throws the trash out right in the middle of our driveway! Aggggh, idiots! Boss wouldnt let us slap him so we put his trash in his other car:rofl:

 

[LBZ]

I'd like to slap the stupid right out of almost everyone I work with-and that's a long list!!!:violent::catfight::banging:

 

[UPS DRVR]

We have some people at work I would love to slap. The supervisor explains something then they ask a dumb question about what he just clearly explained.

 

[maxthis]

I wouldn't be able to feel my hand at the end of the day....

 

[whitetrash21]

If I slapped some of the people I work with, they'd probably end up in the next county, and I'd end up IN county.

 

[MrUPS]

Hey UPS DRVR. Ill hold you hit. Theres a few in there that could use a good wack!:violent: