> A boy asks his granny, 'Have you seen my pills, they were labelled LSD?'
> Granny replies, 'Stuff the pills, have you seen the dragons in the
> kitchen?!'
>
>
> Little Billy asks his dad for a TV in his room. Dad reluctantly agrees.
> Next day Billy comes downstairs and asks, 'Dad, what's love juice?'
> Dad looks horrified and tells Billy all about sex.
> Billy just sat there with his mouth open in amazement.
> Dad says, 'So what were you watching?'
> Billy says, 'Wimbledon.'
>
>
> A woman standing nude in front of a mirror, says to her husband, 'I look
> horrible, I feel fat & ugly, pay me a compliment.'
> He replies, 'Your eyesight is perfect.'
>
>
> Wife gets naked & asks hubby, 'What turns you on more, my pretty face or
> my sexy body?'
> Hubby looks her up & down and replies, 'Your sense of humour!'
>
>
> An elderly couple is attending Mass.
> About halfway through, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I
> just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?'
> He replies, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid.'
> Granny replies, 'Stuff the pills, have you seen the dragons in the
> kitchen?!'
>
>
> Little Billy asks his dad for a TV in his room. Dad reluctantly agrees.
> Next day Billy comes downstairs and asks, 'Dad, what's love juice?'
> Dad looks horrified and tells Billy all about sex.
> Billy just sat there with his mouth open in amazement.
> Dad says, 'So what were you watching?'
> Billy says, 'Wimbledon.'
>
>
> A woman standing nude in front of a mirror, says to her husband, 'I look
> horrible, I feel fat & ugly, pay me a compliment.'
> He replies, 'Your eyesight is perfect.'
>
>
> Wife gets naked & asks hubby, 'What turns you on more, my pretty face or
> my sexy body?'
> Hubby looks her up & down and replies, 'Your sense of humour!'
>
>
> An elderly couple is attending Mass.
> About halfway through, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I
> just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?'
> He replies, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid.'
