A lawyer went fishing on his only day off, wearing his worst set of clothes, stinky and smelling of fish had not even had a nibble all day decides to go home. He was not paying attention and was caught by a highway patrol speeding across a bridge. As the officer was approaching the vehicle he could smell the rotten stench of decaying fish in the bed, as he looked upon the driver he determined him to be filthy and just all around nasty. He took a stern attitude with the lawyer as he questioned him why he was in such a hurry to which the lawyer replied he was late for work. When asked what his occupation was he replied "Rectum Stretcher". The officer was confused as he had never heard of such a thing so he asked exactly what this job entailed.
Well sir, people from all walks of life call and I go over and proceed to strech their rectum. First I start with one to two fingers slowly working I get in both hands to the forearms and start to slowly stretch the rectum out 6" then 12" the 2 foot and after about an hour we get it to 6 foot.
Suprised, the officer asks what does someone do with a 6 foot asshole to which the lawyer replies, "You put him at the end of a bridge with a radar gun!":roflmao:
Well sir, people from all walks of life call and I go over and proceed to strech their rectum. First I start with one to two fingers slowly working I get in both hands to the forearms and start to slowly stretch the rectum out 6" then 12" the 2 foot and after about an hour we get it to 6 foot.
Suprised, the officer asks what does someone do with a 6 foot asshole to which the lawyer replies, "You put him at the end of a bridge with a radar gun!":roflmao:
