Quick thinking

Poltergeist

Ghost in the Machine
Aug 1, 2006
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Ontario, Calif.
www.poltergeist.us
A man boarded a plane with 6 kids. After they got settled in
their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned
over to him and asked, "Are all of those kids yours?"

He replied, "No. I work for a condom company. These are
customer complaints."