Pranks and Hijinx

[dmaxtruck]

I'm assuming that all guys are created equal, and we all enjoy a good practical joke, especially if we do it to someone else. In that vein, what are some good jokes you've pulled to other people's trucks?

The old wire tie on the driveshaft trick? Makes so much noise the guy thinks his entire truck is falling apart...

Unhook the VSS from the rear of the transmission? Won't let the truck shift out of first gear...

Obligitory put the bachelor's car up on blocks the morning of his wedding day? :angel:

Come on, lets see what you got!:joker:

 

[LarryJewell]

blocking a tire is always fun if your buddy's drunk

 

[2500HeavyDuty]

wire the horn relay so it honks when you put the left blinker on

 

[2wd_Sled_Puller]

Hooking someones truck to another when you are at a party and you are all drunk they go to take off to show off then bam. Them where my younger years:rofl:

 

[2500HeavyDuty]

grease in the muffler smokes white

 

[dmaxtruck]

wire the horn relay so it honks when you put the left blinker on

:rofl: you went to great lengths for that one!

 

[SmokeShow]

tape a couple lead wheel weights to the driveshaft... get enough on there and it'll wobble like nobodies business. :angel:

 

[Jerod Jardine]

1. Locking gas cap. 2. Run a wire from coil to seat, frame this ones good, just be sure to unhook coil to distributor wire so truck won't start. 3. Cut about the last 4" off the end of a roll of Tyvec. Tiethe end to the hitch or somthing, stow the rest of the roll so that it'll fall down and un roll down the road. He/she won't see it flying behind them but everyone else will.

 

[tobyk321]

put some grease on the wipers on a rainy day

 

[SmokeShow]

wire the horn to the brake peddle. :rofl:

 

[klm2500hd]

2 of my favorites:

1) alternating layers of shrink wrap and water when below freezing outside
-the more layers the better, go for a foot or two in thickness (this one was done to me in retalliation for the following)

2) confetti dumped in the climate control vents, heater turned up high and cover all the windows with smiley face stickers. best part of this is they think the stickers are the joke, and never see the confetti coming

 

[JMDuramaxLB7]

Grease under the older style lift up door handles is always a good one...

klm2500hd, my uncle did prank #2 to my mom and dad on there wedding day, minus the stickers, dad said that was the biggest PITA to clean up

 

[Partridge]

After a buddy of ours admitted to liking the band Hall & Oats...

We filled up the bed of his truck with oats. Called him up and said we heard he's been "haulin' oats". He didn't get it till he went out and looked at his truck.

 

[tobyk321]

if you tuned a buddies truck with efi, set there speed limiter at 35mph

 

[SmokeShow]

if you tuned a buddies truck with efi, set there speed limiter at 35mph

:hehe: :rofl:

 

[Donna_and_John]

:joker: So many... where to start.....

Done the confetti in the vents, plus turned up the volume on the radio (pre set to a rap station or a real crappy CD/Tape) full blast.

Done the wheel weight/wire tie on the driveshaft trick as well. Adding an extra wheel weight on one of the tires also works:joker:

Light coating of Coca Cola on the windshield on a real hot day(the resultant white crystalized sugar coating is not as easy as you would think to get off).

Playing card clamped with a clothes pin so that it just rubs on the inside of the rear tire at the side lugs of the tread - think back to your days of riding a bike and using a playing card to make noise on the wheel spokes

Blocking the drive wheels just barely off the ground (at first glance everything looks normal).

Moving their car to another parking space in a large, full parking lot (another level in a parking garage also works well).

In High School myself and two other football players got a hold of our welding teacher's Volkswagon Rabbit one afternoon.... we lifted the front end and carried/drug the car over to the edge of the parking lot and set the front end on top of the guard rail posts at the edge:rofl::rofl: (we did wait around to see his reaction and get the car down so he could drive home).

Remember those firecrackers called "Auto Foolers"..... I should have bought stock in the company with as many as I used. May still even have a few in "secure storage" for special occasions:angel::angel:

I could go on, but I'm tired of typing right now.......

But, you can guess why "troublemaker" is listed under my username......

 

[dmaxtruck]

2) confetti dumped in the climate control vents, heater turned up high and cover all the windows with smiley face stickers. best part of this is they think the stickers are the joke, and never see the confetti coming

LOL! I've been thinking about pourin a couple of bottles of fox piss in the climate vents of a guys truck because:

The bastard stole my tailgate! I thought it was one of the crackheads around here that have been stealing copper wire, cutting the cabs off of tractors, backhoe buckets, batteries out of semis, etc. He thought it was a good prank until I let a mutual friend of ours think I was at the State Police filing an incident report and insurance claim... he showed up at my house and installed the tailgate within 1 hour!

 

[Donna_and_John]

LOL! I've been thinking about pourin a couple of bottles of fox piss in the climate vents of a guys truck

If you want to go to that extreme....

A small piece of Limburger cheese anywhere in the cab will do the trick. The cheese is easier to get than the fox piss, but equally annoying.

Removing the rear driveshaft on a truck is another good one.....

If your "target" is driving an older truck (carburated) with a mechanical fuel pump, you can always swap the "in" and "out" lines on the pump. Works real good, even when they go get a new pump as most tend to install the new one just like the old one came out, therefore the problem still exists. Truck will run for a little while if you pour some gass in the carb, but it will keep dying:rofl::rofl:

Never piss off an engineer with time on his hands....we can get pretty creative:angel:

I'm sure I can come up with some new ones if you'd like. PM me what car/truck your "target" has and I'll do a little thinking:joker::joker:

 

[Donna_and_John]

For example..... if the conditions are right (parks in the dirt and you have access to a backhoe), this can be very effective

 

[Dan@PPE]

Lol!