Some have probably heard it before thought it was funny.
A young boy went up to his father and asked him,
"Dad, what is the difference between 'Potentially' and 'Realistically'?"
The father thought for a moment, then answered,
"Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars.
Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars,
and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars.
Come back and tell me what you learn from that."
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?"
The mother replied, "Of course, I would! We could really use that
money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great university!"
The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?"
The girl replied, "Oh good heavens! I LOVE Brad Pitt and I would
sleep with him in a heartbeat. Are you nuts?"
The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with
Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million
bucks would buy?"
The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his
dad.
His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between
'potentially' and 'realistically'?"
The boy replied: "Yes. 'Potentially,' you and I are sitting on three
million dollars,
but 'realistically,' we're living with two hookers and a homo.''
A young boy went up to his father and asked him,
"Dad, what is the difference between 'Potentially' and 'Realistically'?"
The father thought for a moment, then answered,
"Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars.
Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars,
and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars.
Come back and tell me what you learn from that."
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?"
The mother replied, "Of course, I would! We could really use that
money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great university!"
The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?"
The girl replied, "Oh good heavens! I LOVE Brad Pitt and I would
sleep with him in a heartbeat. Are you nuts?"
The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with
Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million
bucks would buy?"
The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his
dad.
His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between
'potentially' and 'realistically'?"
The boy replied: "Yes. 'Potentially,' you and I are sitting on three
million dollars,
but 'realistically,' we're living with two hookers and a homo.''
