politically incorrect

[LT1BRD]

Politically Incorrect Humour





I can't see the big deal with calling a Pakistani a Paki.

It's just the same as calling an Australian an Aussie, a Scotsman a Scot, or

A Frenchman an a$$hole.

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I was walking in a cemetery this morning and saw a guy hiding behind a Gravestone.

I said, "Morning."

He replied, "No, just taking a s#!t."


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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike.

Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.

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I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan guy standing on a fifth
Floor balcony shaking a carpet.

I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul........ Won't it start?"








edited for language (<---not part of the joke, ahem, Mike, ahem)

 

[maxaholic]

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

[Vrabel]

:spit:

 

[jbarker@bankspower]

:spit::spit::spit::rofl::spit::spit:

 

[Mike]

I don't get the last one.

 

[MadMaxx61]

I don't get the last one.

I hope that is sarcasm Mike... If no think A magic carpet, also called a flying carpet.


Also :spit::rofl: :spit::rofl ::spit::rofl: :spit::rofl:

 

[Mike]

I hope that is sarcasm Mike... If no think A magic carpet, also called a flying carpet.


Also :spit::rofl: :rofl ::rofl: :spit::rofl:

But why the edit? :spit:

 

[LT1BRD]

But why the edit? :spit:

fixed :hug: