Manuel and Pedro worked together and both were laid off, so
they went to the unemployment office. When asked his occupation,
Manuel answered, "Panty Stitcher. I sew da elastic onto ladies'
cotton panties."
The clerk looked up Panty Stitcher. Finding it
classified as "unskilled labor", she gave him $300 a week
unemployment pay.
Pedro was asked his occupation. "Diesel Fitter,"
he replied. Since diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave
Pedro $600 a week.
When Manuel found out he was furious. He stormed
back into the office to find out why his friend and co-worker was
collecting double his pay.
The clerk explained, "Panty stitchers
are unskilled and diesel fitters are skilled labor." >"What skill?"
yelled Manuel. "I sew the elastic on da panties, Pedro puts dem over
his head and says, "Yeah, diesel fitter." :rofl:
they went to the unemployment office. When asked his occupation,
Manuel answered, "Panty Stitcher. I sew da elastic onto ladies'
cotton panties."
The clerk looked up Panty Stitcher. Finding it
classified as "unskilled labor", she gave him $300 a week
unemployment pay.
Pedro was asked his occupation. "Diesel Fitter,"
he replied. Since diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave
Pedro $600 a week.
When Manuel found out he was furious. He stormed
back into the office to find out why his friend and co-worker was
collecting double his pay.
The clerk explained, "Panty stitchers
are unskilled and diesel fitters are skilled labor." >"What skill?"
yelled Manuel. "I sew the elastic on da panties, Pedro puts dem over
his head and says, "Yeah, diesel fitter." :rofl: