Saw this and thought it was hillarious and spot on for all the oral rollers out there! ENJOY! 
1)Lack of Shirtsleeves
2)Flat bill in full effect
3)Tow mirrors flipped...no trailer in sight!
4)10" tip....stock exhaust
5)Stock turbo
6)CumminGs badges/stickers on everything. The truck, the beater, the wife's car, the fridge, ect, ect...
7) Rebel Flag hanging in the back glass
8)"Lift it. Fat chicks cant jump" sticker
9) Truck Nuts
10)Calling yourself 'Big Daddy'.
11) Keystone beer is your go to.
12) You have a Tattoo of your favorite Wrestler!
13) You have a tattoo of the Cummins logo with stacks with smoke coming out of them!
14) giant tow hook hanging from receiver
15) CB whip antenna, no radio
16) panty dropper stickers
17) oversized clevis hitches on your truck
18) You consider it a win when the other guy gets bored and gives up and you fly by blowing smoke on him with your superchips on kill!
19.) Doing a ricer fly by after being beaten.
20.) You wanna hook bumpers
21.) You drive around keeping the truck under the turbo for maximum smoke from that hypertech.
22.) You have an "I'd rather be cummin' than strokin'", "Stroke this" "Maxipad" or other sticker putting down trucks you can't beat
23.) You rest your chin on your left hand while attempting a burnout while wearing sunglasses with the window down
24.) You have invested thousands in chicken lights for your truck.
25 ) You get ANGRY, like roid rage pissed every time you see the "stack stacks on stacks" video
26) You voted for Obama and think the government should upgrade your free cell phone.
27) You call or post about what programmer to get for your 12v.
28) You call, PM, or post about buying parts but you don't have any money.
29) You run a hood stack on your daily driver.
30.) 80 more payments and the truck is all yours.
31.) Your four payments behind.
32.) You couldn't afford exhaust so you cut it off after the downpipe
33.) Your RWHP figure is stock + the cumulative total of what's on the boxes your bolt ons came in.
34) you claim records at test and tunes
35) Your built Trans consists of a lockup switch.
36) blowing smoke at every other diesel goin opposite directions.
36) There was absolutely no consideration of upgrading your turbo when you went from stock to 5x18's
37.) The first gen in your picture has been cut into tiny pieces.
38.) You have a sticker saying "eat smoke" or "got smoke"
39) Running your lope tune all the time / having a lope tune on your truck
40) If you have ever put an email together asking for a sponsorship.
41) you kind of raced a 10 second Civic
42) Your Edge tuned Dmax made 500hp through a stock tranny
43) You have a 400lb homemade front bumper welded to the frame of your truck along with a flatbed that has huge stacks coming through it and a Lund cab visor and think you'll be allowed to pull in work stock.
44) You can't add to a list so that someone else doesn't have to clean the thread up every four posts.
45) You hang out on smoke switch forum more than comp D
46) Your rear window is largely taken up by a "Tapout" sticker that you bought online.
47) Username consists of one or more of the following words or variants of...smoke, coal, roll, soot.
48) You have a "panty droppa" avatar.
49) Monster stickers all over the truck.
50) Lifted front suspension, stock rear.
51) You lost a race and immediately justified how the other guy has more money in his truck than you, even tho you never stop telling people how fast your 6.0L is with the SCT.
52) Blares any radio station they can find on a factory stereo and says there "bumping"
53) You begin a post with the words "My buddy has"
54) Your only reason for owning a diesel is so you can oral coal while tailgating at concerts.
55) You have a smoke switch.
56) Tow mirrors, rims, and tires are all important parts of your "street" truck build thread
57) your AFC is listed as "gutted" ...yet, you cannot figure out how to remove the tamper proof break off screws
58) You think any motor with head studs is a "built motor"
59) You tell everyone about your sick new ported head and aftermarket camshaft, and then claim how your boost went up 10psi.
60.) Your truck sports stickers bragging about the size of your "carbon footprint"
61.) Attempting to do a "boosted launch" leaving every stop.
62.) Driving around town with the emergency break half way on just to stay under the charger (true story)
63.) Large windshield sticker lieing about the pu$$y you pull I'n your patty wagon.
64.) If you think that removing the silencer ring is a power adding mod
65.)your Sig has the words "silencer ring MIA" in it
66.)When you get your first programmer you can outrun the world.
67.) making a list of **** you don't agree with on an internet forum
68.) When someone gets mad when you ask what size invisitrailer they have
69.Giggity) Your truck has a Hoodstack, AND License Plates
70.) You think CompD is nothing but assholes and isn't good for actual tech
71.) You have been in a video that consist of a girl, a flat bed truck, a bottle of red stag, and a few thousand people watching
72.) Despite multiple warnings and good advise you still watched a video that consist of a girl, a flat bed truck, a bottle of red stag, and a few thousand people watching
73.) You have a "fueled by haters" or other saying stickers
74.) You bought a go pro to make a smoke show video
75.) When you see the truck that beat you in a race last week you slump low in your seat outta embarresment.
76.) you roll coal past a truck pulling an overloaded trailer and think your bad ass
77.) you purchase a way to big turbo and cheap injectors just for the simple fact of oraling coal and not performance
78.) When your favorite parking lot speed is WOT
79.) Daddy paid for it.
80.) You ask what programmers stack best.
81.) when you list a silencer ring delete in your signature
82.) Your positive your truck makes 1000hp but you still can't get into the 12's in the quarter
83.) You hook to another truck's hitch with a chain and do pirouettes in the snow.
84.) You have know idea what/whose truck this is
85.) you are a biased mod on smoke switch forum.
86.) You bring the drama llama with you to every forum you visit.
87.) You get mad when noone in Dex's Playground buys your clothes.
88.) You post yout number in a thread where everyone was laughing at you then tell a mod to call you.
89.) You have mud flaps with silhouettes of naked women.
90.) You line your windows with Monster stickers
91.) Your truck has more performance part company's stickers than it has parts
92.) You can finish the sentance "You mad bro?" with a straight face because you mean it!
92.) Plastic Walmart bag covering your BHAF trying to make your truck roll coal.
93.) wants .093 tubes for the lope
94.) starts a thread called sighns you might be an oraler
95.) Your truck has "Aint Skeered" stickers plastered all over it..(complimented with Monster stickers
96.) You have 1000hp worth of fuel and 500 hp worth of turbo
97.) You drive through taco bell after a pull with 10 of your buddies all lined up and all of them run lope tunes the whole time
98.) You constantly run around with an over sized D ring in the receiver
99.) You graduated from UNOH and work at AutoZone.
100.) You post mindless sh** like this on all your social media.Attachment 42007
101.) You do donuts in the middle of the highway at a dyno event.
102.) Exceedingly LOOOOONG exhaust tip.
103.) Alters/horns attached to the windows/hood/anything.
104.) You have rockstars or wheels over 20"
105.) You have a 12" lift w/ 33" tires to "show off the sweet powdercoated parts"
106.) You're proud of your "CaliLean" lift
107.) You have an 8"+ stack or tip
108.) Your 10" stack peeks 2" over the bed rails
109.) You run glowsh!t gauges
110.) You have 8" functional stacks, but never took the tail pipe off the truck and it hangs by one hanger.
111.) You buy a truck with everything already done to it with daddys money and brag about how bad a$$ you think you are.
112.) you put an aftermarket intake horn on claim you're getting your hands dirty
113.) you have another set of more aggressive mud tires for the summertime
114.) compd member mitch13
115: You're more worried about the looks of your engine bay then the over all performance. Ie junk yard triples
116) Bragging about blowing your first head gasket while Oraling The Coal
117) thinking your stock cummins with a smarty needs a triple disc clutch cause a dual disc wont handle the power.(quoted from someone)
118) complaining that the highest setting on you programmer doesn't roll enough coal.
119) Swearing up and down that off road diesel is better for off roading or help the truck smoke more.
120) you take up four spots when you park and complain when you get a boot.
121) Adding parts that help the truck "lug down" at lower RPMs
122) If you think riding on 22's or bigger is sweet
123) Putting a bottle of bleach in your exhaust tip to show it's size
124) Complaining there is no paint on the inside of your used turbo
125) Stating all diesel trucks need to be lifted and lowering one is the dumbest thing ever... All while wearing a hat that has a curved beak that looks like it wants to squish the sides of your head together with a tapout shirt that has glitter.
126)You PM ED about their new Ford BMF Injecturz.
127) You start a thread on the internet *****ing about getting a boot on your truck after using spaces to part a CC ford.
128) You think you know hard work at the age of 16
129) You put bigger injectors, programmer and up the cp3 on your common rail and when asked what air mods your gonna do you ask what would be a good intake to get.
130) You drive around blowing smoke everywhere instead of pulling trailers or hauling anything.
131) Your "600rwhp" truck can only make 340hp.
132) You post videos of you trying to impress your Mom with your new mods.
133) You have a bumper sticker that reads "Prius Repellant" and has an arrow pointing to your exhaust.
134) You ask when is oraling coal justified.
135) Your SS duramax that has a DD & No Limit Diesel sticker gets beat by a dieing 4.6L F-150 with 220,000 miles.
136) Your cummins has a what's supposed to be a "clean" tune that orals all over the bedside and bumper.
137) Your a member on DD and don't own anything Diesel
1)Lack of Shirtsleeves
2)Flat bill in full effect
3)Tow mirrors flipped...no trailer in sight!
4)10" tip....stock exhaust
5)Stock turbo
6)CumminGs badges/stickers on everything. The truck, the beater, the wife's car, the fridge, ect, ect...
7) Rebel Flag hanging in the back glass
8)"Lift it. Fat chicks cant jump" sticker
9) Truck Nuts
10)Calling yourself 'Big Daddy'.
11) Keystone beer is your go to.
12) You have a Tattoo of your favorite Wrestler!
13) You have a tattoo of the Cummins logo with stacks with smoke coming out of them!
14) giant tow hook hanging from receiver
15) CB whip antenna, no radio
16) panty dropper stickers
17) oversized clevis hitches on your truck
18) You consider it a win when the other guy gets bored and gives up and you fly by blowing smoke on him with your superchips on kill!
19.) Doing a ricer fly by after being beaten.
20.) You wanna hook bumpers
21.) You drive around keeping the truck under the turbo for maximum smoke from that hypertech.
22.) You have an "I'd rather be cummin' than strokin'", "Stroke this" "Maxipad" or other sticker putting down trucks you can't beat
23.) You rest your chin on your left hand while attempting a burnout while wearing sunglasses with the window down
24.) You have invested thousands in chicken lights for your truck.
25 ) You get ANGRY, like roid rage pissed every time you see the "stack stacks on stacks" video
26) You voted for Obama and think the government should upgrade your free cell phone.
27) You call or post about what programmer to get for your 12v.
28) You call, PM, or post about buying parts but you don't have any money.
29) You run a hood stack on your daily driver.
30.) 80 more payments and the truck is all yours.
31.) Your four payments behind.
32.) You couldn't afford exhaust so you cut it off after the downpipe
33.) Your RWHP figure is stock + the cumulative total of what's on the boxes your bolt ons came in.
34) you claim records at test and tunes
35) Your built Trans consists of a lockup switch.
36) blowing smoke at every other diesel goin opposite directions.
36) There was absolutely no consideration of upgrading your turbo when you went from stock to 5x18's
37.) The first gen in your picture has been cut into tiny pieces.
38.) You have a sticker saying "eat smoke" or "got smoke"
39) Running your lope tune all the time / having a lope tune on your truck
40) If you have ever put an email together asking for a sponsorship.
41) you kind of raced a 10 second Civic
42) Your Edge tuned Dmax made 500hp through a stock tranny
43) You have a 400lb homemade front bumper welded to the frame of your truck along with a flatbed that has huge stacks coming through it and a Lund cab visor and think you'll be allowed to pull in work stock.
44) You can't add to a list so that someone else doesn't have to clean the thread up every four posts.
45) You hang out on smoke switch forum more than comp D
46) Your rear window is largely taken up by a "Tapout" sticker that you bought online.
47) Username consists of one or more of the following words or variants of...smoke, coal, roll, soot.
48) You have a "panty droppa" avatar.
49) Monster stickers all over the truck.
50) Lifted front suspension, stock rear.
51) You lost a race and immediately justified how the other guy has more money in his truck than you, even tho you never stop telling people how fast your 6.0L is with the SCT.
52) Blares any radio station they can find on a factory stereo and says there "bumping"
53) You begin a post with the words "My buddy has"
54) Your only reason for owning a diesel is so you can oral coal while tailgating at concerts.
55) You have a smoke switch.
56) Tow mirrors, rims, and tires are all important parts of your "street" truck build thread
57) your AFC is listed as "gutted" ...yet, you cannot figure out how to remove the tamper proof break off screws
58) You think any motor with head studs is a "built motor"
59) You tell everyone about your sick new ported head and aftermarket camshaft, and then claim how your boost went up 10psi.
60.) Your truck sports stickers bragging about the size of your "carbon footprint"
61.) Attempting to do a "boosted launch" leaving every stop.
62.) Driving around town with the emergency break half way on just to stay under the charger (true story)
63.) Large windshield sticker lieing about the pu$$y you pull I'n your patty wagon.
64.) If you think that removing the silencer ring is a power adding mod
65.)your Sig has the words "silencer ring MIA" in it
66.)When you get your first programmer you can outrun the world.
67.) making a list of **** you don't agree with on an internet forum
68.) When someone gets mad when you ask what size invisitrailer they have
69.Giggity) Your truck has a Hoodstack, AND License Plates
70.) You think CompD is nothing but assholes and isn't good for actual tech
71.) You have been in a video that consist of a girl, a flat bed truck, a bottle of red stag, and a few thousand people watching
72.) Despite multiple warnings and good advise you still watched a video that consist of a girl, a flat bed truck, a bottle of red stag, and a few thousand people watching
73.) You have a "fueled by haters" or other saying stickers
74.) You bought a go pro to make a smoke show video
75.) When you see the truck that beat you in a race last week you slump low in your seat outta embarresment.
76.) you roll coal past a truck pulling an overloaded trailer and think your bad ass
77.) you purchase a way to big turbo and cheap injectors just for the simple fact of oraling coal and not performance
78.) When your favorite parking lot speed is WOT
79.) Daddy paid for it.
80.) You ask what programmers stack best.
81.) when you list a silencer ring delete in your signature
82.) Your positive your truck makes 1000hp but you still can't get into the 12's in the quarter
83.) You hook to another truck's hitch with a chain and do pirouettes in the snow.
84.) You have know idea what/whose truck this is
85.) you are a biased mod on smoke switch forum.
86.) You bring the drama llama with you to every forum you visit.
87.) You get mad when noone in Dex's Playground buys your clothes.
88.) You post yout number in a thread where everyone was laughing at you then tell a mod to call you.
89.) You have mud flaps with silhouettes of naked women.
90.) You line your windows with Monster stickers
91.) Your truck has more performance part company's stickers than it has parts
92.) You can finish the sentance "You mad bro?" with a straight face because you mean it!
92.) Plastic Walmart bag covering your BHAF trying to make your truck roll coal.
93.) wants .093 tubes for the lope
94.) starts a thread called sighns you might be an oraler
95.) Your truck has "Aint Skeered" stickers plastered all over it..(complimented with Monster stickers
96.) You have 1000hp worth of fuel and 500 hp worth of turbo
97.) You drive through taco bell after a pull with 10 of your buddies all lined up and all of them run lope tunes the whole time
98.) You constantly run around with an over sized D ring in the receiver
99.) You graduated from UNOH and work at AutoZone.
100.) You post mindless sh** like this on all your social media.Attachment 42007
101.) You do donuts in the middle of the highway at a dyno event.
102.) Exceedingly LOOOOONG exhaust tip.
103.) Alters/horns attached to the windows/hood/anything.
104.) You have rockstars or wheels over 20"
105.) You have a 12" lift w/ 33" tires to "show off the sweet powdercoated parts"
106.) You're proud of your "CaliLean" lift
107.) You have an 8"+ stack or tip
108.) Your 10" stack peeks 2" over the bed rails
109.) You run glowsh!t gauges
110.) You have 8" functional stacks, but never took the tail pipe off the truck and it hangs by one hanger.
111.) You buy a truck with everything already done to it with daddys money and brag about how bad a$$ you think you are.
112.) you put an aftermarket intake horn on claim you're getting your hands dirty
113.) you have another set of more aggressive mud tires for the summertime
114.) compd member mitch13
115: You're more worried about the looks of your engine bay then the over all performance. Ie junk yard triples
116) Bragging about blowing your first head gasket while Oraling The Coal
117) thinking your stock cummins with a smarty needs a triple disc clutch cause a dual disc wont handle the power.(quoted from someone)
118) complaining that the highest setting on you programmer doesn't roll enough coal.
119) Swearing up and down that off road diesel is better for off roading or help the truck smoke more.
120) you take up four spots when you park and complain when you get a boot.
121) Adding parts that help the truck "lug down" at lower RPMs
122) If you think riding on 22's or bigger is sweet
123) Putting a bottle of bleach in your exhaust tip to show it's size
124) Complaining there is no paint on the inside of your used turbo
125) Stating all diesel trucks need to be lifted and lowering one is the dumbest thing ever... All while wearing a hat that has a curved beak that looks like it wants to squish the sides of your head together with a tapout shirt that has glitter.
126)You PM ED about their new Ford BMF Injecturz.
127) You start a thread on the internet *****ing about getting a boot on your truck after using spaces to part a CC ford.
128) You think you know hard work at the age of 16
129) You put bigger injectors, programmer and up the cp3 on your common rail and when asked what air mods your gonna do you ask what would be a good intake to get.
130) You drive around blowing smoke everywhere instead of pulling trailers or hauling anything.
131) Your "600rwhp" truck can only make 340hp.
132) You post videos of you trying to impress your Mom with your new mods.
133) You have a bumper sticker that reads "Prius Repellant" and has an arrow pointing to your exhaust.
134) You ask when is oraling coal justified.
135) Your SS duramax that has a DD & No Limit Diesel sticker gets beat by a dieing 4.6L F-150 with 220,000 miles.
136) Your cummins has a what's supposed to be a "clean" tune that orals all over the bedside and bumper.
137) Your a member on DD and don't own anything Diesel
