A happily married old couple of 50 years were discussing sex.
They wanted to establish signals so each other would know when they were in the mood.
So the wife tells the husband, " Honey, if your horny pull on my breast twice, if your not pull on it once"
The husband says , " OK dear," Then adds, " Honey if your in the Mood pull on my Penis once,
If your not pull on it 250 times"
They wanted to establish signals so each other would know when they were in the mood.
So the wife tells the husband, " Honey, if your horny pull on my breast twice, if your not pull on it once"
The husband says , " OK dear," Then adds, " Honey if your in the Mood pull on my Penis once,
If your not pull on it 250 times"
