4 union workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. the first was a union auto worker who said his dog could do math calculations. his dog was named t square and he told his dog to go the blackboard and draw a square and a triangle, which the dog did with no sweat.
the union steel worker member said he thought his dog was better. his dog named slide rule was told to fetch a dozen cookies and bring them back and devide them into 4 piles of 3 which he did no problem.
the oil and chemical worker said that was good, but he felt his dog, measure, was better. he told measure to get a quart of milk and pour seven oz's into a ten oz glass his dog did this with no problem.
all three agreed that this was very good and all the dogs were smart. they all turned to the civil servant and said "what can your dog do?" the civil servant called his dog named "coffee break" and said show the guys what you can do. coffee break went over ate the cookies,drank the milk screwed the other 3 dogs,claimed he injured his back,filed for workman's comp and left for home on sick leave.
the union steel worker member said he thought his dog was better. his dog named slide rule was told to fetch a dozen cookies and bring them back and devide them into 4 piles of 3 which he did no problem.
the oil and chemical worker said that was good, but he felt his dog, measure, was better. he told measure to get a quart of milk and pour seven oz's into a ten oz glass his dog did this with no problem.
all three agreed that this was very good and all the dogs were smart. they all turned to the civil servant and said "what can your dog do?" the civil servant called his dog named "coffee break" and said show the guys what you can do. coffee break went over ate the cookies,drank the milk screwed the other 3 dogs,claimed he injured his back,filed for workman's comp and left for home on sick leave.
