Mike's not old, compared to say dirt or even something still living like the Bristle Cone Pine. I heard Mike was the guy who planted the 1600 year old Juniper about 5 miles from me, and it looks pretty good compared to Mike.
Congratulations Mike on making it this far and many more.
AND HURRY UP AND COME UP WITH A TRANNY COOLER FOR THE 2015!!! LOL