Mexican word of the day

[Philtopgun]

Ive been getting these text of Mexican word of the day, so I figure we could start a thread on em.

Mexican word of the day-"Highway" I turned around in bed at my wife and said, "Highway put some makeup on cabrona, u scare me!"


Mexican word of day- My vejita slapped me and I said juarez you damn problem!

 

[mckey73]

A friend of mine had a german mother and a mexican father, he lived in El Paso, so we learned all of the "bad" words by the 5th grade. One day we were in his room and his mom came in and said "Dinner is ready, so puto way your toys." We both started laughing uncontrollably. At dinner his mom told the story of us laughing so hard at what she had said, and we got in BIG trouble.

 

[SIKDMAX]

I came in this thread looking for LBZ DMAX lol

 

[mckey73]

Here's another one:

You can buy a car with a home equity loan, as long as it is a porsche.

 

[LBZrcks]

Mexican Word WheelChair:
My homie was drinking a 40, and I said, wheres mine? He said don't worry vato.... wheelchair.