When his
son refused to get a job,
his father insisted he join the U.S. Marine Corps.
At the physical, the Doctor directed
the
reluctant recruit to read the eye chart across
the room.
''What chart doc? 'The young man asked.
'The one on the wall! 'The doctor said.
'What wall?' said the young man.
Sensing he had a deadbeat on his hands, and
wanting to fill the quota, the
doctor asked his nurse to strip down and
walk into the exam room naked.
'Now what do you see son?'
Doc,
I can't see a thing, I'm as blind as a bat.
'Well, you may not see
anything,' the doctor said, but your private is pointing straight
towards Paris Island South Carolina
'Welcome to the U.S. Marine Corps'
son refused to get a job,
his father insisted he join the U.S. Marine Corps.
At the physical, the Doctor directed
the
reluctant recruit to read the eye chart across
the room.
''What chart doc? 'The young man asked.
'The one on the wall! 'The doctor said.
'What wall?' said the young man.
Sensing he had a deadbeat on his hands, and
wanting to fill the quota, the
doctor asked his nurse to strip down and
walk into the exam room naked.
'Now what do you see son?'
Doc,
I can't see a thing, I'm as blind as a bat.
'Well, you may not see
anything,' the doctor said, but your private is pointing straight
towards Paris Island South Carolina
'Welcome to the U.S. Marine Corps'
That's what we in the Corps call "Volun-told".