Man at the bar

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Head Thread De-Railer
Feb 20, 2009
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At your girlfriends house
AT THE BAR...







Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says,

"Listen here good looking,

I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere,

your place, my place, in the car,

front door, back door, on the ground,

standing up, sitting down,
naked or with clothes on;

it doesn't matter to me.

I just love it!"


Eyes now wide with interest, he responds,

"No kidding.!!

I'm in Congress too!

What state are you from?"




DONT FORGET TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH NOV. 2ND 2010!!!!!!!