A little old lady was dragging 2 trash bags behind her walking to the bank. $20 dollar bills were falling out of one of the bags. The police officer saw this & stops the lady. The conversion went like this:
Police Man: You are losing alot of money there?
Little Old Lady: Thanks for telling me,
Police Man: That's alot of money! Where did it come from?
Little Old Lady: It's mine & I'd rather not say!
Police Man: You have to tell me as I think you stole it?
Little Old Lady: No, I didn't steal it. I live next to the football stadium & those stupid men come over after the game & are always peeing in my flowers! So I take my garden shears & when they stick their thing through the flowers, I tell them $20 or I cut it off! Most of them pay!!
Police Man: Then what is in the other bag?
Little Old Lady: Some don't believe me & say they won't pay & there isn't anything I can do about it!!
Police Man: You are losing alot of money there?
Little Old Lady: Thanks for telling me,
Police Man: That's alot of money! Where did it come from?
Little Old Lady: It's mine & I'd rather not say!
Police Man: You have to tell me as I think you stole it?
Little Old Lady: No, I didn't steal it. I live next to the football stadium & those stupid men come over after the game & are always peeing in my flowers! So I take my garden shears & when they stick their thing through the flowers, I tell them $20 or I cut it off! Most of them pay!!
Police Man: Then what is in the other bag?
Little Old Lady: Some don't believe me & say they won't pay & there isn't anything I can do about it!!
