One afternoon, 3 prostitutes were discussing the previous nights clientele. First girl says, "I had a fireman last night. " How did you know he was a fireman?", the other two asked. "He had a badge" was the reply. Second girl says, "I had a policeman, he had a gun." Third girl said, "I had a farmer." "Now how did you know that?" they asked. "Well, first the price was too high, then it was too dry, then it was too wet, and when he was finished, he asked if I had any free hats."
Ladies of the night
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My dad tells that joke far too much. First it was to dry, then to wet and then he complained about the price. LOL