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DmaxHawk

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So I start talking to a friend of my girlfriend. He says he knows a lot about diesel. So, playing dumb, i start trying to get what he knows out of him. Here is an account of our conversation that occured over yahoo messenger.

To protect his identity i changed his username to brandon.
It starts mid-coversation with me asking him for advice for a tuning business. ( included a little commentary :rolleyes:)



Brandon (1/11/2009 8:56:54 PM): with a tablet pc it can be docked in a truck and use it for on the fly tuning if someone wants to purchase a high dollar setup/

hawkseye2 (1/11/2009 8:58:44 PM): thats what i do currently for scanning

brandon (1/11/2009 8:59:36 PM): ok well if your using a
laptop already what you want to do is try to sell people on purchasing the system where you sell them the laptop to plug into the computer and they can change the fuel delivery on the fly

hawkseye2 (1/11/2009 8:59:52 PM): efi live doesnt work like that

hawkseye2 (1/11/2009 9:00:05 PM): its a reflash of the ecm

brandon (1/11/2009 9:00:10 PM): again on another level


brandon (1/11/2009 9:00:21 PM): EFI live is for ecm remapping

hawkseye2 (1/11/2009 9:00:26 PM): right

hawkseye2 (1/11/2009 9:00:49 PM): its possible to make a dsp2 or dsp5 tune where 2 or 5 tunes can be swtiched on the fly

brandon (1/11/2009 9:03:07 PM): true. of course when your dealing with computerized unit like i was describing what it does is makes where you have a mobile unit in the truck where all you have to do is pull up the ECM module on the screen and you can adjust the fuel rate and the air ratio
(do we really have to worry about air/fuel ratios with our trucks? i mean cmon.. :rolleyes:)

brandon (1/11/2009 9:03:29 PM): also on some newer trucks you would even be able to manage air temperature
(like how?)

brandon (1/11/2009 9:04:11 PM): in turn making the consumption of fuel more practical and making better use of your money

hawkseye2 (1/11/2009 9:05:43 PM): is this with the prolink program you mentioned eariler?

brandon (1/11/2009 9:06:04 PM): no prolink actually does several different things

hawkseye2 (1/11/2009 9:06:23 PM): what program are you talking about?

brandon (1/11/2009 9:06:43 PM): its called driveSMART

brandon (1/11/2009 9:07:09 PM): prolink diagnoses problems and can fix them or let you know what needs to be done to fix them

brandon (1/11/2009 9:07:21 PM): and in turn allows fuel management

hawkseye2 (1/11/2009 9:07:32 PM): ah i see

brandon (1/11/2009 9:08:51 PM): yea



So went online and checked for the program he was talking about (driveSMART) and this is what i found...

http://www.download.com/DriveSMART/3000-2248_4-10310574.html
"DriveSMART is an essential tool to report the health of your hard disk drive and can be used in tandem with CompuApps DriveWizard to save the contents of your hard disk drive before it crashes. DriveSMART utilizes the S.M.A.R.T. technology to track the status of the computer hard disks. Its main goal is to detect and anticipate any problems that are about to occur on your hard disk, in a timely manner allowing you to save your precious data..."

http://www.drivesmartva.org/

http://drivesmart.org/home.aspx

http://www.fightglobalwarming.com/page.cfm?tagID=268


I typed it in google and thats what i found on the first page. Dont you love people like that?

Discuss..:baby:
 

mytmousemalibu

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I try not to argue, its a loosing battle! I think i quote BUDTX.... Never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you down to their level and beat you with experiance! :rofl:

Its great aint it! Im a BMW tech for a living, I graded from Wyotech after HS, then got into Bimmers elite S.T.E.P. Program and worked at our Stealership till they screwed me over. I passed my BMW ACT test w/ flying colors making me a Certified Diagnostic Technician. I have am now on my 6th year at my current place as an independant BMW tech and would well and fully be a Master tech, along with my other certs. BUT one guy I work with has done BMWs for a whole 2yrs with NO training and Certs but somehow, he knows more and is better than me or our other Master tech????? I love it.....I guess i should go through life being self proclaimed......:dupe:
 

kodiak

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JS2TZU....That picture in your avatar, is the ugliest dog I have ever seen!!:rofl:
 
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JS2TZU

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JS2TZU....That picture in your avatar, is the ugliest dog I have ever seen!!:rofl:

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:rofl:his name is Stan and hes hanging on my wall!

This ones name is Mitch and hes Stans big brother!
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Mitch is in the garage my wife doesnt like him much!!:rofl:
 
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Samdweezel05

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Yup I agree. You got ugly all taken care of. I am sorry I supersized thoes pictures so I could see them better.