Kat goes out and buys a new Vette convertible. One night she takes it out for a spin, and stops at a red light. MikeL pulls up next to her riding a mo-ped. He looks over the Vette and says, "What kind of car ya got there hunny?"
Kat replies, "It's a 2008 Corvette, the best sports car in the USA; it cost me over $60,000."
"That's a lot of money" says Mike. Why do they cost so much?" She answers, "Because they can go 170 miles an hour!" MikeL pokes his head in the window and looks around. Leaning back on his mo-ped, he says, "That's a pretty nice car all right!"
Just then the light changes, so Kat decides to show the old coot what the car can do. She floors it, hits the nitrous and in a few seconds the speedo reads 170 MPH. Suddenly she notices a dot in her rear view mirror that seems to be catching up to her. Afraid it might be a cop, she slows down to 65 and suddenly whhhoooosshh! Something whips by her going much faster!
"What on earth could be going faster than this Vette?" Kat asks herself. Then, ahead of her, she sees a dot coming towards her. Whhoooosshh! It goes by again, heading the opposite direction! And it sorta looked like MikeL on the mo-ped!
"Couldn't be," thinks Kat. "How could a mo-ped outrun a Vette?"
Then again she sees a dot in her rear view mirror! Whhooosshh - Blam! It plows into the back of the Vette! Kat jumps out. It IS Mike! Of course, the mo-ped and the Mike are in a world of hurt. Kat runs up to the Mike and cries, "You're hurt bad! Is there anything I can do for you?"
MikeL groans and replies, "Yes, could you please unhook my suspenders from your side mirror?"
Kat replies, "It's a 2008 Corvette, the best sports car in the USA; it cost me over $60,000."
"That's a lot of money" says Mike. Why do they cost so much?" She answers, "Because they can go 170 miles an hour!" MikeL pokes his head in the window and looks around. Leaning back on his mo-ped, he says, "That's a pretty nice car all right!"
Just then the light changes, so Kat decides to show the old coot what the car can do. She floors it, hits the nitrous and in a few seconds the speedo reads 170 MPH. Suddenly she notices a dot in her rear view mirror that seems to be catching up to her. Afraid it might be a cop, she slows down to 65 and suddenly whhhoooosshh! Something whips by her going much faster!
"What on earth could be going faster than this Vette?" Kat asks herself. Then, ahead of her, she sees a dot coming towards her. Whhoooosshh! It goes by again, heading the opposite direction! And it sorta looked like MikeL on the mo-ped!
"Couldn't be," thinks Kat. "How could a mo-ped outrun a Vette?"
Then again she sees a dot in her rear view mirror! Whhooosshh - Blam! It plows into the back of the Vette! Kat jumps out. It IS Mike! Of course, the mo-ped and the Mike are in a world of hurt. Kat runs up to the Mike and cries, "You're hurt bad! Is there anything I can do for you?"
MikeL groans and replies, "Yes, could you please unhook my suspenders from your side mirror?"
