Just when I thought I saw it all on TV........

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So I turn on TLC at 4AM and what do I see?
The Ladies of Demolition Derby.
http://celebritychatta.com/2010/07/...lition-derby-airing-tonight-10pm-etpt-on-tlc/
Who thought up that dangerous ass racing??

A bunch of redneck women race around an oval, plus other track configurations in shit boxes in a couple different ridiculous heats. In one they had to tie appliances to the outside of the car after every lap, another one they had to pull a boat.

I'd be lying if I didn't say it looked like dangerous fun, but good lord..........really???:rofl:
 

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I don't think they make heels to fit the hooves on half those women.
The fist fight at the end looked like it was for real!! Pretty sure the one chick got a black eye, another one had ahold of another chicks pony tail and was dragging her across the track! Epic!!

All they needed was Jerry Springer and it would have had all the bases covered!!
 

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I don't think they make heels to fit the hooves on half those women.
The fist fight at the end looked like it was for real!! Pretty sure the one chick got a black eye, another one had ahold of another chicks pony tail and was dragging her across the track! Epic!!

All they needed was Jerry Springer and it would have had all the bases covered!!
O M G!! thats was tooooooooo funny!!!:roflmao:

altho when football was on the outs i was looking forward to the womans lungirae(< i know i murdered that) leauge,those chicks are pretty tough but i love thier uniforms :spit:
 

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^^^ For real. Some tracks even have figure 8 races (where there is a good chance of a T-bone collision at speed).
 

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Nope never. They have the odd one up here but it's just a regular old smash em up event. No figure 8's or tying shit to the top of the car or nothing.

We have a highway in Canada called the 401 outside of Toronto for that!!:rofl:
 

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Am I understanding it right that you've never seen Demo Derby?

It's a mainstay at small tracks, or at least when I was growing up.
Yes but this was a womans demo derby,ive never seen that:spit:

We have the figure 8 race in rockford ill and the trailer race also,but appliances straped on is a new twist:rofl: