Joke of the day

[Blackbird1877]

Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town.
They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?"


The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrrrr, gerrrrrrr, Kiiiiing." :rofl:

 

[NukleusX]

LOL silly blonde!

Oh man I got a blonde joke for here... Lemme open my email and copy/paste it.

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and One blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away - Florida or the moon?"

The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????"

 

[Blackbird1877]

A rabbi and a minister were at the neighborhood picnic. As they rode in one of the boats on the lake, the rabbi stood up, stepped out of the boat, and walked over the water to the nearest stretch of land. Astonished, the minister decided to see if he could duplicate this miraculous feat. He stepped out of the boat and sank. But he managed to swim ashore. As he started to dry himself off, the rabbi walked over and said, "If you're a nice guy, next time I'll show you where the rocks are!"

 

[NukleusX]

LOL good one!

 

[Blackbird1877]

Here Is One For Kat

What happens to a fast witch on a slow broom?


She flies off the handle.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

[Kat]

What happens to a fast witch on a slow broom?


She flies off the handle.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

:witch:

 

[Blackbird1877]

A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description.
She said, "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, had dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children."
The next-door neighbor protested, "Your husband is 5 foot 4 inches, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children."
The wife replied, "Yes, but who wants HIM back?"

 

[Blackbird1877]

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"
"Because white is the color of happiness and today is the happiest day of her life." Her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple.
The child thought about this for a moment, then said, "So, why is the groom wearing black?"

 

[Blackbird1877]

A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father, I have two female parrots, and they only know how to say one thing. All they ever say is, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?' "
"That's terrible!" exclaimed the priest. "But I think I can help. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male parrots whom I taught to pray and read the Bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."

The next day, the woman brought her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots were holding rosary beads and quietly praying in their cage. The woman put her two female parrots in the cage with the male parrots. The females said, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?"

One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed "Put those beads away, our prayers have been answered!"