Here is a little something someone sent me that
>> is indisputable mathematical logic. (It also made me Laugh
>> Out Loud.)
>> Remember, this is a strictly mathematical viewpoint. It
>> goes like this:
>>
>> What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than
>> 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are
>> giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings
>> where someone wants you to give over 100%.
>> How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
>>
>> Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you
>> answer these questions:
>>
>> If:
>> A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
>>
>> is represented as:
>> 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22
>> 23 24 25 26.
>>
>> Then:
>>
>> H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
>> 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
>>
>>
>> and
>>
>>
>> K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
>> 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
>>
>> But ,
>>
>> A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
>> 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
>>
>> And,
>>
>> B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
>> 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
>>
>> AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
>>
>> A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
>> 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
>>
>> So, one can conclude withmathematical certainty, that
>> while Hard work andKnowledgewill get you close,
>> and Attitudewill get you there, its theBull**** andAss
>> kissing that will put you over the top.
>>
>>
>> 'REMEMBER: SOME
>> PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT
>> THEM.'
>> is indisputable mathematical logic. (It also made me Laugh
>> Out Loud.)
>> Remember, this is a strictly mathematical viewpoint. It
>> goes like this:
>>
>> What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than
>> 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are
>> giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings
>> where someone wants you to give over 100%.
>> How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
>>
>> Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you
>> answer these questions:
>>
>> If:
>> A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
>>
>> is represented as:
>> 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22
>> 23 24 25 26.
>>
>> Then:
>>
>> H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
>> 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
>>
>>
>> and
>>
>>
>> K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
>> 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
>>
>> But ,
>>
>> A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
>> 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
>>
>> And,
>>
>> B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
>> 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
>>
>> AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
>>
>> A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
>> 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
>>
>> So, one can conclude withmathematical certainty, that
>> while Hard work andKnowledgewill get you close,
>> and Attitudewill get you there, its theBull**** andAss
>> kissing that will put you over the top.
>>
>>
>> 'REMEMBER: SOME
>> PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT
>> THEM.'
:rofl: