I'm related to Sponge Bob Square Pants!

[McRat]

OK, I'm a porker. But I'm trying to reduce my bulkitude. I'm down from 295lb to 250lb, so I still weigh more than a typical dirtbike.

So I decide to exercise by swimming. I weigh myself this morning: 250.0lb. GREAT! Now I'll swim for an hour to hit the magic 249.9lb (kinda like running a 12.9 ET). I get out, dry off, and hit the scale.

252.5?????

I guess my consolation is that at least I can swim year round in CA.

Heck, I'm already eating 300 calorie TV dinners for lunch, coffee for breakfast, no more pizza, and sucking down Light Beer.

Perhaps an amputation??

 

[Kat]

:hail: Congrats

Welcome to my world

Between the two of us we have almost lost 100lbs since the first of the year :fluffy:

 

[The Neens]

Perhaps an amputation??

Maybe a few toes, don't you dare touch those tuning fingers...J/K...We all know it's tough, keep up the good work...

 

[sweetdiesel]

pat, you can swim year round in Canada

probably loose some weight here easier, certain things will freeze and then fall off

 

[Mike L.]

Pat
Weight loss takes time as it should. Sudden drops in weight are bad. Don't try the 11 sec weight loss program. :cool2:

 

[McRat]

Thinking of cutting off my ego...

Should drop 100lb!!

 

[turbo-max]

lol

 

[hdmax]

You'd be surprised how much water your ears hold

OK, I'm a porker. But I'm trying to reduce my bulkitude. I'm down from 295lb to 250lb, so I still weigh more than a typical dirtbike.

So I decide to exercise by swimming. I weigh myself this morning: 250.0lb. GREAT! Now I'll swim for an hour to hit the magic 249.9lb (kinda like running a 12.9 ET). I get out, dry off, and hit the scale.

252.5?????

I guess my consolation is that at least I can swim year round in CA.

Heck, I'm already eating 300 calorie TV dinners for lunch, coffee for breakfast, no more pizza, and sucking down Light Beer.

Perhaps an amputation??

 

[rushingbc]

Pat, i took on the south beach diet a year or so ago, and i dropped weight pretty quickly, and ate really well. it is a really heart healthy diet, and it worked for my folks as well. it got my step mom's cholesterol in check in about 6 months, no medications. good luck

 

[02freighttrain]

Pat, I would just leave the bumpers at home and eat what you want. Also a few turbo or injector changes are good for a few pounds.

 

[BigWill_21]

Those TV dinners are actually horrible for you...

Lots of Sodium, Potassium, and Cholesteral!!! Makes you retain water very bad!!!

Up your fluid intake, try to drink at least 1 gallon more of water per day than you already do!!! Try it for a week or two, you will be suprised.. It will also shrink your stomach and lower your urges to eat!!!

 

[LB7Diesel]

The Winters here, so you and Kat can hang inside and burn alot of calories, it's also good for the Heart!!

Joey

 

[ecc_33]

if i keep on drinkin whats in my avatar...well ill probly end up in shape!!!


Round of course

 

[Kat]

if i keep on drinkin whats in my avatar...well ill probly end up in shape!!!

That is McRat's drink of choice He especially likes this time of year. I am also bringing him home something interesting to drink from Sam's or Costco.

 

[ecc_33]

mickey mean greens and little kings are my favorite!!!

 

[Diesel Pilot]

if i keep on drinkin whats in my avatar...well ill probly end up in shape!!!


Round of course

No chance of that.

You're only about 150 #'s soaking wet.

But you can eat like a horse and kick like a mule. :angel:

 

[hdmax]

mickey mean greens and little kings are my favorite!!!

I didn't know they still made Little Kings. Back in the day, maybe 34-35 years ago that was the drink of choice due to it being easier to hide, seeing they were just 7oz each.:angel: I quit drinking when I became of age

 

[ecc_33]

I didn't know they still made Little Kings. Back in the day, maybe 34-35 years ago that was the drink of choice due to it being easier to hide, seeing they were just 7oz each.:angel: I quit drinking when I became of age

i didnt even know what they were until about 8 months ago....my dad filled me in on what they used to drink back in the day...then he drove me and a friend into lancaster to get a 8 pack....at first they were freakin nasty...then the taste grew on me...and now its king and green time!!