If you are not to this point you will be so read carefully.
Tom Cobb
*IF MY BODY WERE A CAR...*
If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about
trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and
scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ... But
that's not the worst of it.
My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard
to see things up close.
My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and
slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate
burns inefficiently.
But here's the worst of it --
Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh.....
either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires .
Tom Cobb
*IF MY BODY WERE A CAR...*
If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about
trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and
scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ... But
that's not the worst of it.
My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard
to see things up close.
My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and
slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate
burns inefficiently.
But here's the worst of it --
Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh.....
either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires .
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
