I have the key.........

lotsofmiles

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city hall called me to clean some carpets in a city owned building. I was in canada and couldnt pickup the key before closing time so they said they would leave the key to the building with the chief of police to pick up when I could. when I meet up with the chief he said he wanted his office done too.

'here's the key to my office. Don't let anyone else in. And give the key back to me on monday, noone else.'

it's saturday night, I got the key till monday. any ideas?
 

TheBac

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You should be flattered that they trust you with the key. :thumb: I wouldnt screw with anything...it could cost you and your business later on. ( I do like the office full of donuts idea, though)
 
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lotsofmiles

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I think its a setup. They have been after me since I fought and won that $3 parking ticket. I'll be in the slammer for years:(
 

SgtKilroy

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While I still think a 10' pile of Krispy Kremes would be hilarious, I do have to agree with TheBac. It would definintely pay dividends later to keep everything in good order. Perhaps pranking his cruiser to play "I'm a barbie girl" every time he turns on the siren would be a great alternate? haha
 
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While I still think a 10' pile of Krispy Kremes would be hilarious, I do have to agree with TheBac. It would definintely pay dividends later to keep everything in good order. Perhaps pranking his cruiser to play "I'm a barbie girl" every time he turns on the siren would be a great alternate? haha

:rofl::rofl::rofl:
 

dmaxfireman

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look for dirt on the chief (mistress or something like that) so you can have him in your back pocket ;)

never know when something like that will come in handy.....

me.... guilty conscience? nooo of course not LOL!!! :rofl::spit: