How do I make tons of smoke?

TeaBagger2006

Im a Garrett Nut Swinger
May 11, 2008
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I want to be able to black out entire intersections and have knarly lope tune that will impress everyone. Just ordered me one dem smoke switches.any suggestions ?:rofl:
 

x MadMAX DIESEL

<<<< No Horsepower
Dec 30, 2008
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put a kroger bag over your air filter its awesomeeeee. Ohhh and filling up your intercooler with motor oil makes it smoke like a train I hear, Im gonna try it tomorrow when I get out of skool
 

JoshH

Daggum farm truck
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Feb 14, 2007
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Fill the bed of your truck with used motor oil, old tires, and some diesel for a little kick. Ignite with a hot flame. Stand back and enjoy the smoke show...
 

Mike L.

Got Sheep?
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Aug 12, 2006
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I hate smole. The days of smoke are over. It attracts attension and ignites more laws against diesels.Cops are looking for it and ready to bust people. The feds are looking to pass more laws. You smokers just make it hard on everyone.
 

Skyhigh4by

Goin to Poochisloose
Apr 13, 2008
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I hate smole. The days of smoke are over. It attracts attension and ignites more laws against diesels.Cops are looking for it and ready to bust people. The feds are looking to pass more laws. You smokers just make it hard on everyone.

Your just jealous cause your 11' doesnt make black clouds.... :sheephump:
 

whitetrash21

put on da damn helmet day
Apr 29, 2008
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I hate smole. The days of smoke are over. It attracts attension and ignites more laws against diesels.Cops are looking for it and ready to bust people. The feds are looking to pass more laws. You smokers just make it hard on everyone.

You'd have to know Teabagger, Mike. He fits in well with the rest of the smartasses here..... :D

Smoke is fun, but you're right. I'm always worried someone's gonna turn me again... and my junk don't hardly smoke.... :eek::rofl:
 

MACKIN

Smell My Finger...
Aug 14, 2006
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I hate smole. The days of smoke are over. It attracts attension and ignites more laws against diesels.Cops are looking for it and ready to bust people. The feds are looking to pass more laws. You smokers just make it hard on everyone.



Don't be a buzz kill Old Man! :rofl:


But your right. I've been decent about it myself of late.
 

lotsofmiles

Father of the Van
Dec 4, 2008
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What injectors for more smoke lmm. Or something like that


Not that I would know



I say find a cheap used meth system. Instead of meth put diesel in it. Set it to start at 0psi and 100 percent at 1. Make sure you have 2 or 3 625 nozzles. Flip in on and you'll have plenty of extra fuel
 

Skyhigh4by

Goin to Poochisloose
Apr 13, 2008
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I just went over there and read over it again. I wish it was closed because more guys were getting on this idiots case. Oh well some will just never learn I guess. I hope he does melt a piston and pisses the wrong person off at the same time. I always worry that some one will see my truck in a parking lot and do something stupid like key it or slash tires and mine hardly smokes.
 

SBLC

Here to Learn
Jun 12, 2008
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I just got done with installing the Kroger bag over the air filter, oil in the intercooler, and put the used oil, tires and diesel in my truck bed. Didn't do anything for me:mad:, o wait I see the big red truck with cherries on top heading my way gotta go!!