Hotrod Definitions vs. Normal?

[McRat]

Blew a tranny.

Normal - Got too drunk in West Hollywood. Did something nasty.
Hotrod - Damaged a transmission.

I took him for a ride.

Normal - I conned him.
Hotrod - My passenger seat smells like urine now.


Bad Ass.

Normal - I need to visit the Free Clinic.
Hotrod - Makes small children cry when you fire it up.


Any others?

 

[SSchmi5519]

Blew a seal:

Normal: Got drunk in Antarctica, had a bad time.

Hotrodder: Seal broke.

 

[McRat]

My engine is missing:

Normal - Parked overnight in Oakland. Wheels and seats are gone too.
Hotrod - Not firing on all 8.

 

[Crawler]

She's missing:

Normal - Wife's not in the kitchen.
Hotrod - Not firing on all 8.

Fixed it


I kid I kid.

 

[McRat]

Tired:

Normal - Needs some rest.
Hotrod - Needs replacement.

Retired:

Normal - No longer working, yet not on welfare.
Hotrod - Fresh meats. Time to race.

 

[McRat]

WOT:

Normal - Huh? WOT?
Hotrod - Normal position for accelerator pedal.

 

[Chevy1925]

tow tune:

normal: tune you run on your vehicle for towing things with
hotrodder: stating you have a smaller tune to get a race knowing you have the all out race tune in

 

[hrlyguy2]

Smoked that bitch
Normal : Shot the x-wife
Hot rod : Add another win to my list

Going broke
normal:Getting divorced or being married
Hot rod:Owning a Diesel :roflmao:

 

[DieselmafiaLLY]

Lmaoo so far soo good

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[MAXX IT OUT]

Holy shit that was fast!!!!!
Normal: I am never doing that again, that was scarey.
Hotrodder: That was awesome, Lets add a turbo, in increase the PW and add nos then do it again to see if we are faster.

 

[hrlyguy2]

That's all you got?
Normal: Just a bad day
Hot rod: I am building my motor faster now

 

[Muff]

Side step it.

Normal-some type of dance move.
Hottrodder-remove foot from clutch and hold on

 

[mike diesel]

Twins:

Normal-2 hot sisters I'd like to have fun with.
Hotrod-2 turbos I'd like to have fun with.

 

[hrlyguy2]

Got in major trouble today
Normal: bad behavior
Hot rodder: Wife found my parts reciept

 

[chevyburnout1]

She's slipping:

Normal: That girl can't stand up
Hot rodder: The vehicle isn't moving

 

[chevyburnout1]

Burn out:

Normal: Useless person
Hot rodder: Something my tires hate

 

[djforrest119]

Limp mode:
Normal- drank too much whiskey before sexy time
Hotrod- stock transmission didn't appreciate abuse

Allison tranny:
Normal: A.. errr... "woman" with an Adam's apple
Hotrod: Heavy duty transmissions

 

[chevyburnout1]

Twins:

Normal-2 hot sisters I'd like to have fun with.
Hotrod-2 turbos I'd like to have fun with.

Putting that in my sig :thumb:

 

[02greysixer]

Anybody up for donuts?
Normal: would anyone care for some round iced breakfast cakes?
Hotrod: steering wheel turned full lock to the left, transmission locked in 2nd gear, skinny pedal buried into the floor matt, hold on

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[McRat]

NicE! :spit: